I got a second opinion on my ankle/foot yesterday. The news wasn't good and I wasn't unexpected. I did get one chuckle thinking of the Rodney Dangerfield joke (thank you Dave La for mentioning this). Anyway my version goes something like this:
The doctor told me I needed surgery on my ankle. I told him "If you don't mind, I'd like a second opinion". He said "All right. You're ugly too".