You can't say "Canal" without "anal"

During my rail trail ride I added on a side trip (a little over 4 miles) looping the Great Wenham Canal.  I'd been here a few times before but the water was higher than I remembered.  There were three short stretches under water, each a bit longer and deeper than the last.  It was COLD and I nearly plunged in on the last one (which had only the seat and handlebars fully out of the water!).